In my head I had this wonderfully humorous post. My children melted those particular brain cells about three hours ago… so now you just get the snippets I have found lying around the floor of my brain:
I decided to make my kids brownies the other night after supper. Very out of character for me as I don’t really care much for brownies and rarely do I want to cook something once I’ve cooked dinner. I definitely did not decide to cook them just so I could eat the batter… nope, not me.
I also was not soooo busy trying to figure out how I was going to keep the beater eaters out of my way (so I could lick the bowl all by myself) that I misread the directions and put in 1 WHOLE cup of water in there instead of 1/4 of a cup! Can anyone say Brownie Soup?
**yes, I cooked them anyway, and yes, they were yummy… until yesterday when I totally did NOT accidentally spray them with kitchen cleaner while cleaning the counters… nope, not me, cuz I would have had them neatly tucked away in the fridge or something…**
I most certainly did not cheat on my own 15 minute challenge on last Thursday by shoving a pile, and I mean PILE, of unmatched socks into the nearest drawer so that it appeared like I had finished the laundry.
I also did not round off my Thursday of decadence by using my sister’s visit as an excuse to get chinese take out. Even though I had two chinese dinner kits, and all the ingredients for cheese wontons in my kitchen already.
That was also not me in the mall last Saturday, getting roped into buying some sort of nail buffer set from nice lady at the kiosk. I’m much to smart for that!