a few Not Me’s from the past week… short and sweet, as it’s hard to think with two meltdowns happening in the background.
If you think you saw me dragging my kids through the library parking lot heading to the ‘Grown Up’ side you are wrong. It was definitely NOT ME as you should know I cannot read anything harder than Dr. Seuss.
Well, maybe I can read, but seeing how I haven’t read anything over 20 pages long in 9 years it’s hard to remember.
And if you think you saw us yesterday at Wal-Mart buying Doodlebug (DD8) a $20 skateboard just because she REALLY REALLY wants to learn how to ride one. That would be ridiculous. We had over 6 inches of snow Friday and Saturday and skateboarding is totally out of the question.
AND…. I most certainly did NOT get onto google talk with my father in law today
batting my eyes and crack jokes about how much MORE Mary Kay he should buy from me because the netbook I want is on sale at Wal Mart. I didn’t do it. That said, I also did NOT offer to sell him the generator he’s been borrowing for a year if effort to get the funds to buy the netbook. Nope Not Me…