Breaking in a new midwife

Nothing like switching midwife’s 4 days before your due date.  I was blessed that hubby’s boss let him take an early and long lunch to be here at the house when she arrived.  Here are some tidbits from our first visit….  where hubby lets the midwife know exactly what she’s dealing with when she takes on THIS family.
Midwife to me:  How tall are you?
Hubby: SHORT
Midwife cracks up.
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Midwife to me: Weight?
Hubby: Oh lemme get the scale for her! She’s scared, won’t get on, hold on, it’s right here, come on honey don’t be afraid…
Midwife waits to see if he gets hit… then laughs.
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Midwife to me: So ya’ll are legally married right?
Hubby: Yep, can’t seem to get out of it.
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Midwife to me: How often do you drink?
Hubby: only four times…
*slight pause while she makes the connection that this is my FOURTH pregnancy*
Midwife cracks up laughing.
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Midwife to me: Any fertility issues?
Hubby: Doesn’t look like it huh?
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Midwife to me: With your other pregnancies did they have to use anything like forceps or vacumm?
(I tried to answer first…BUT)
Hubby: Yep, they used the vacuum cleaner on Doodlebug and the Salad Tongs on Taderbug, but Bubbagirl just fell out.
I thought she was gonna wet her pants.
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God, I sooo love that man!

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5 thoughts on “Breaking in a new midwife

  1. Honey says:

    You had me in stitches with your post! I hope the new midwife is working out for you and that you have your baby soon.
    Blessings
    Honey

  2. TaderDoodles says:

    Thanks Honey!  I have another visit from her tomorrow, that won’t be nearly as fun because he won’t be here.  Considering the anxiety over here he has been in great spirits and has kept me laughing!

  3. Rhonda Henrich says:

    Aww, too bad he won’t be there, but you and the TaderTots will probably manage to keep the giggles going. Hoping Peanut gets born soon!

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